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"Wow, my gender is an idiot!" Jacob
"You could always give them the Paddington Ambush." Anne
"What's a Paddington Ambush?"
"Two people have sex, and the guy pulls out and cums on the girls teddy bear. Paddington bear, get it?" Anne
"Usually I tell girls I'm a writing major, and they give me a funny look and go, 'Wow, I'm gonna go over here now.'" Jacob
